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Billboard dad Quotes
Tess: How come you didn't tell on us?
Ryan: 'Cuz I'm not a rat.
Tess: Spare us the prison code of honor. You didn't tell on us 'cause now you've got one up on us. You can use it later when you really want re revenge.
Emily has a crush on her diving instructor Brad. After a dive
Brad: Good, Emily, you're getting better!
Emily:Thanks, Bod, I mean Brad!

Holliday in the sun Quotes
Jordan: What's your name?
Alex: Alex.
Jordan: That's it, just one name?
Alex: One more than you.
Brianna is searching for a cute guy at the club
Boy #1: Hi.
Brianna: Bye.
Boy #2: Hey, what's up?
Brianna: Not my temperature.
Boy #3: Hey.
Brianna: Nothing, and er, keep moving.
Upon seeing Jordan for the first time
Brianna: Now he's what time it is.
Introducing herself to Jordan
Brianna: Umm, excuse me. My name's Brianna Wallace, as in the Wallace department store Wallace. Umm, what's your name?
Jordan: Jordan Landers, as in the Landers hardware store Landers.
Brianna: A sense of humour. Cute.
to Alex
Brianna: Sorry I don't believe I know you?
Alex: Yeah, we met. In the lobby. *Take* a number.
after Alex and Madison arrive back at the hotel room late
Harrison: It is 12:15am. How late does that make them Judy?
Judy: Precisely 72 minutes past curfew.
Alex: If we were back home, we'd be 45 minutes early!
Judy: Nice try.

Jeffrey: Wanna play Frisbee?
Keegan: A plastic spinning dog toy? No thanks!
On deciding what to do
Jeffrey: Wanna build a sandcastle?
Keegan: I got a better idea.
Jeffrey is buried in the sand; all that is left is his head
Jeffrey: But I'm never going to get out of here.
Keegan: Precisely!
Jeffrey: shouting Help!

Alex: about a fish It's sucking on me!

Stan: There's been a PI at the shark pool.
Jordan: PI?
Stan: Puking incident. Some kid puked all over the shark pool. Anyway, I need you to clean it up for me right away. A.S.A.P.
Jordan is looking for sick in the shark pool
Alex: Patrolling for barf?
Jordan: *How* did you know?
Madison and Scott are horse riding on the beach
Madison: Why are we stopping?
Scott: I think my horse has sand in his shoe.
Madison: Ooh that's funny. Let's go, I'll race you back.
Scott: I *was* serious!
about Madison
Scott: I have a real hard time talking to her, you know?
pause,
Scott: I think she thinks I'm an idiot!
Griffen Grayson: Have you ever read any Judy Blume books?
Scott looks confused
Griffen Grayson: Have you ever read *any* books?
Scott looks confused again
Scott: Does Sports Illustrated count?
Scott is trying to break the ice with Madison
Scott: So, tell me Madison, do you like to read?
Madison: Well yeah, that's usually what I do with books, *read* them.
Scott: I love Judy Blume.
Madison: Oh really? Oh she's my favourite. What have you read by her?
Scott: Flubber!
Madison: "Flubber"?
Scott: Was that wrong?
Madison: Yeah, but only by one letter. The title is Blubber.
Scott: It's a great book. Do you read Sports Illustrated?
Jordan is trying to get Alex to cut up fish with him
Alex: Is this a test of my affection?

Alex: I'm having the best time with Jordan. He's so cute! I mean, first I got a hickey from a stingray! And then I got to gut a fish!
Alex: Everyone knows you can't have your cake and eat it too.

after being put in jail
Madison: It's not American Express, it's Midnight Express.
Griffen Grayson: [to Madison] Everyone has a hobby, right? You're mine.
Harrison: I'll dive into the shark tank. Yeah, I'll dive into a shark tank to avoid shopping.